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Want to be social media or business Guru, selling SEO services and dreams of being a multi-millionaire with secrets to social media and business insider knowledge? No experience, No achievements, No credentials, No unpleasant learning required. All you have to do is be positive and fake it until you make it.
Establish a large number of followers
Establishing worth while followers takes time, skill, quality content, engagement and lots of hard work. No time or need for reading my own co-oped content. Any want to be social media Guru or Business Coach can just purchase followers and likes for a steal $300 for 5000 followers no problem. Why not go next level and spend a grand and get 40,000 followers. Guru land here we come!
Develop a website
having a well planed and thought out website makes a great first impression, but a Business coach or SEO services template for $59 from template monster will do the trick. In a couple hours you can be a pro, just swap your detail... or most of them and you are all go.
Be consistent with content marketing
If you want to be an SEO guru it is very important to copy and paste from the same source of actual experts. That way you capture the good message and keep the same consistent style in your posts.
Make sure only to ever use the content posted by others never ever have an original idea. Most importantly never read an actual book or create any real experience. Using short 5 minute youtube videos is much better. It'll leave a lot more time to photoshop yourself in front of planes and other peoples expensive cars, until you get your own.
Host webinars or live events
Hosting webinars is an ideal means to marketing your social media management services. Live events are out! Only ever do solo videos outside exotic locations. No need for any planning or effort, rough and rambling is good enough.
Promote your events on Facebook being sure not to offer anything of substance so you are not found out.
In all seriousness there are a lot of fake it until you make it so called SEO/marketing/business Gurus around. Very very few have ever done anything more than set up the business of being a GURU, and many poorly. Be very wary of anyone calling themselves a so called expert. Literally anyone with a couple hundred dollars can setup a shell of a business and promote them selves as an expert.
Things to look for are:
Tell us your thoughts or experiences with these so called gurus and experts in the comment section below. Your experiences good or bad will likely help others from being ripped off.